Bribe time. If you write an in-character summary of the gaming session here, I will award you with extra experience for that session. How much experience? I will give you experience as if you had defeated a single monster of your level. Each player is eligible for this each session, but the post must be complete before the start of the next session for you to get credit for it.
Ideally, I would like the post to be in the form of a report sent back to the Masters of Covenant, but I’m flexible on this. All you need is a paragraph or two summarizing what you’ve found out and done since the last session. I’m not looking for epic narratives, just an adventure summary.
So? You game?